I don't care what you girls say. I'm never using your hairdresser again.

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Y'all can't use the bathroom at the same time. So, who needs to use it the worst?

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But I asked for the Groucho Glasses with the moustache.

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Momma sez that it's not what you wear, it's how you accessorze it.

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This yellow and pink color combo just isn't working for me. Got anything in a burnt umber and chartreuse?

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You know, I don't think this two-headed mutant otter thing is going to work out. I mean, how are we going to swim with that human attached to us?

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I was wrong. You can have too much coffee.

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